(for Julian vS.)
When schoolwork sucks and games get boring
And friends just bug you with their snoring;
When mothers criticize your habits,
Fathers buy you fluffy rabbits (???);
When holidays are filled with rain
And all the world has gone insane;
When girlfriends turn into a mess
That makes your head just ache with stress;
When people try to bring you strife -
Just grin, and say, “Oh, get a life!”
When crappy circumstances linger,
Laugh, and just give fate the finger!
The only way to stop a tumour
Is not to lose your sense of humour!